Alternate universes are so trite, we just had to try it out.
In the days of ancient lore, the High Gods created the Universe. All was well within their realm for many aeons, until a conflict arose. The Gods abandoned their realm, leaving the universe in the care of their Avatars. The Avatars lived and died as mortals, and all was well. And then the Great Destroyer came. His name: Tony.
This scene was really easy
If all I had to do for this was buy soda, it'd be easy. But nooo, I had to make a wrong turn en route to the shoot and lug my bike over a giant pile of debris. I can be a moron at times.
That was your fault.
As I recall, I thought we should turn right after the pool, but noooooo! Someone had a better idea! Someone had to go and chase down an alternate route! Someone subsequentially became the star of the first and only episode of "When Completely Harmless Plants Attack."
Actually, thanks for that, it was hilarious from where I was sitting.
I want to see that instead
"When Completely Harmless Plants Attack" seems more entertaining then buying soda.
You should scrap the pages you already have and do that instead.
Sadly...
We did not get pictures of that. That said, just picture a concentrated mass of obscenities struggling through a field of weeds and nearly falling over several times. While walking a bike.
Basically, it's what happens when dignity takes a holiday.
Been there, man
I've gotten all manner of vines tangled up in the spokes of my bicycle- not pretty. I had to cut them off with a steak knife, not being able to find scissors. -_-
Dignity is on haitus for those of us starting school. Whenever a freshman falls down the stairs, they get a round of applause!
Bicycle misadventures
Something like that happened to me when I was like 8. I was going down a hill at about 200 mph (or so it felt). However, there was a 110-degree turn at the bottom of the hill, and I ended up in the thorn bushes at the side of the path.
Good thing I was wearing a helmet.
I have also been nearly hit by a car 3 times while on a bike.
And once, it was by a SUV! A flippin' SUV! Who the heck drives a SUV at the beach???!!!
Additionally, take this word of advice:
NEVER try to lug a huge antique camera on a bike. It is painful, especially when waiting for traffic to clear up.
There's a hill very near where this was shot called, colloquially by myself and my friends, "Suicide Hill". It has a very steep slope and a sudden sharp turn about halfway down. On the sidewalk, it's suicide. In the street, it's somewhat unnerving.
suicide hill
What is frightening about that hill is that there is a house smack in the middle of where the road would continue if you missed the turn. I can't help but think that if it has not happened yet, eventually the people living in that house will find a car lodged in their bathroom wall.....
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We are the comics of the lollipop guild!
Seriously. I may have to get violent if they can't fix this problem.
This scene was really easy
If all I had to do for this was buy soda, it'd be easy. But nooo, I had to make a wrong turn en route to the shoot and lug my bike over a giant pile of debris. I can be a moron at times.
Just so we're clear
I have no intention of repeating "When Plants Attack". It's all fun and games until someone gets smothered by chlorophyll.
Bicycle misadventures
Something like that happened to me when I was like 8. I was going down a hill at about 200 mph (or so it felt). However, there was a 110-degree turn at the bottom of the hill, and I ended up in the thorn bushes at the side of the path.