Alternate universes are so trite, we just had to try it out.
In the days of ancient lore, the High Gods created the Universe. All was well within their realm for many aeons, until a conflict arose. The Gods abandoned their realm, leaving the universe in the care of their Avatars. The Avatars lived and died as mortals, and all was well. And then the Great Destroyer came. His name: Tony.
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